The Best Medicine.

Seen and heard on the floors during my first two months in a long white coat:

Q: Have you ever used any substances such as intravenous drugs or cocaine?
A: "The only dope I've ever been addicted to is my husband!"


As several doctors and med students peer at his jugular vein to determine his central venous pressure, Mr. J remarks, dryly:
"You're so vain. You and Carly Simon."